You Stewed My Call Duck, So I'll Catch Your Rabbit!

Lu Xingfeng spent 5,000 yuan buying a Call Duck online. Since he was away competing, he could only call his girlfriend and ask her to receive the package.

"Babe, I bought a duck. Sign for it, okay? If you don't know how to prepare it, just wait until I get home."

When Lu Xingfeng hurried home, eager to see the duck,

he found it already served on the dining table.

His girlfriend said, "Wow, the duck you bought this time is delicious! Here, let me feed you a bite."

Just then,

the doorbell rang. The delivery guy said, "Is this Xia Yike? Here's the rabbit you ordered. Please sign for it."

A chill immediately flashed in Lu Xingfeng's eyes.

He looked at the rabbit huddled in the corner, trembling with fear...

"You stewed my duck, so I'll eat your rabbit!"

"..." Xia Yike gritted her teeth, put on a pair of rabbit ears, and puffed out her chest. Ashamed, she said, "If you eat me, then you can't eat it, okay?"

Lu Xingfeng: "???"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.