Officer, Have You Ever Opened Your Mouth? Please Stop Talking.

Lu Hao traveled to a parallel world and became a policeman. He and his master went out on patrol to chase a thief. Lu Hao: The road is slippery, be careful of falling, don't run away. Thief: I believe you. Bump! Lu Hao: Don't run away. It rained last night and the rocks are slippery. It's easy to fall. Thief: It was an accident just now, not this time. Bang! Lu Hao: Really don't run, the ground is slippery, be careful not to fall again. Bump! Thief: Me? Lu Hao: "I told you not to run." Thief: "Officer, have you ever opened your mouth? Please stop talking!" Captain of the first team: "The body was tied with stones and sank into the reservoir. Will it float on its own? What a joke." Lu Hao: "Hey! Captain Wang, the body really floated up on its own, right in front of me." Captain of the second team: "If the murderer surrenders, what do we want the police to do?" Police: "Team Bell! The murderer surrendered." Chief: With Lu Hao in the police station, it has become so easy to solve crimes. All police officers: Chief, we need to report it. Lu Hao solves the case with his mouth. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.