To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs to the Principal on Teacher's Day

Name: To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs to the Principal on Teacher's Day
Author: I'm a Copycat

新手保护，教师节手拿炮弹送校长

by I'm a Copycat (我是抄手)

Status: Completed
Length: 358k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Audience: For men
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

Pan Dou was killed by a time-traveling sacred artifact truck, traveled to a parallel world, and became a seven-year-old primary school student. From then on, he started his naughty career. A freshman reported that he was praying for rain at the flag-raising platform, and heavy rain continued for three days and nights, forcing the school to take a three-day holiday. On the first day of class, he led a group of friends to catch mice and keep them as pets, which almost scared the class teacher to death. On the second day of class, he caught a big python, which scared the teacher and called the police. On the third day of class, he caught a crocodile and alerted the fire brigade. On Teacher's Day, he even dug out cannonballs from the grove and gave them to the principal as a gift. The principal was about to cry but had no tears: "Did you know? He sent the bombs to my office by singing the magic children's song 'I'm going to blow up the school, the teacher doesn't know'. I almost cried out of fear at the time." The SWAT officer exclaimed: "We were fully armed to carry the shells, but he dug them out with his bare hands." He originally thought that digging out cannonballs was Pan Dou's ultimate operation, but as the siren sounded, he dug out corpses, ancient tombs, and ancient humans in the school... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.

Reader comments

There's nothing wrong with my brother's copying. Just update it faster than the original and have more words.
15 likes2y ago
A 1m snake weighs twenty to thirty kilograms. Is this still a snake? Are you sure it's not a pig?
9 likes2y ago
The part about the sea is written inexplicably
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More updates! Woohoo! Not enough.
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About "Protection for Novices, Send Cannonballs to the Principal on Teacher's Day" written by I am a scribe. Chapter 45: Popularity: Popular again, classmates with big dreams (please review the new book and flowers~) Chapter review.
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About "Protection for Novices, Send Cannonballs to the Principal on Teacher's Day" written by I am a scribe. Chapter 67: Spicy Tiao Gift Pack, Surprise the Principal. Chapter review.
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About "Protection for Novices, Send Cannonballs to the Principal on Teacher's Day" written by I am a copyist. Chapter 57: The new Dragon King, the one who kills you is often a cross-border one (please order first~) Chapter review.
2y ago
Well written, updated. By the way, add a system. If you don't add a system, why don't you add a system? . . . . . .
2y ago
Regarding "Protection for Novices, Handing Cannonballs to the Principal on Teacher's Day" written by I am a scribe, Chapter 35: Young Version of Gao Qiqiang: Patrol Ship of an Island Nation, here is the chapter review.
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About "Protecting Novices, Giving Cannonballs to the Principal on Teacher's Day" written by I am a scribe Chapter 24 Young version of Gao Qiqiang: Am I afraid of strong winds and waves? The bigger the storm, the more expensive the fish (please review the new book and flowers~) Chapter review.
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About "Protecting Novices, Holding Cannonballs to the Principal on Teacher's Day" written by I Am a Copyist Chapter 26: Childhood version of Gao Qiqiang: I have made contributions to the newspaper, and I have been humiliated for the newspaper (please review the new book, please give me flowers~) Chapter review.
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About "Protecting Novices, Bringing Cannonballs to the Principal on Teacher's Day" written by I am a copyist. Chapter 23: Childhood version of Gao Qiqiang: I am asking you to say hello, not to advertise (please review the new book and ask for flowers~) Chapter review.
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About "Protecting Novices, Bringing Cannonballs to the Principal on Teacher's Day" written by I am a scribe. Chapter 7: Playing House for Primary School Students: Praying for Rain, who the hell doesn't have a side job yet (please review the new book and flowers~) Chapter review.
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About "Protection for Novices, Send Cannonballs to the Principal on Teacher's Day" written by I am a scribe. Chapter 16 The video goes viral, Emperor Dou is invincible in the world (please review the new book, please give me flowers~) Chapter review.
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Write more and don't be too lazy. With so little, I'm afraid I'll feed it to death!
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