Showbiz: This Singer Isn't Doing His Job

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Li Yao becomes an unremarkable singer. Over two and a half years, he takes the internet by storm with three “original” albums. Just as his fans eagerly await his next album, they discover that he has gone off track, acting in films and TV dramas and appearing on variety shows instead. In response to his fans’ doubts, Li Yao says: “People say learning never ends. I’m a singer, so what’s wrong with branching out?” “Me going to a female actress’s room in the middle of the night? Which one are you talking about?” “Oh, don’t get the wrong idea. We were just studying the script!” “Ever heard of a glow-in-the-dark script? It’s the kind that goes ‘bling bling’!” Fans: “Cut the nonsense. When’s the new album coming out?” This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.