Huh? I Became a Magical Club?

What? You’re telling me the club in front of me is a divine weapon?

Murong He refused to believe it and struck himself with the club. The next second, blood gushed from all seven orifices, and he dropped dead.

Zhang Huan, watching nearby, was dumbfounded. Already eager to die, he picked up the club and struck himself on the head. The next second, immense spiritual energy swept through his body, and his cultivation soared to the peak of the ninth level of Nascent Soul.

He Xiao, once a broke college graduate, was reborn as a club, with a Club-Raising System attached.

Every new owner gained a random ability upon obtaining the club, and those abilities could be good or bad.

“Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained your first owner. The conversation function is now unlocked!”

“Ding! Congratulations, Host, you beat your second owner to death. Reward: free movement!”

“Ding! Congratulations, Host, you stood by and did nothing, causing your fourth owner's parents to die. Reward: Top Ten Good Citizens of Divine Xia title! Prize money: 200 yuan!”

“Ding! Congratulations, Host, you transmigrated one hundred years into the future. Reward: appearance evolution!”

“Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have experienced ninety-nine owners. Reward... a chance to go home.”

He Xiao was streaming with tears, sobbing uncontrollably.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.