The Police Station Invites Me for Tea Every Day: Screenwriter, Could You Tone It Down?

Liu Huaqiang checks that the melon is ripe, while Zhang Yaoyang flips a table in public.

Learn a foreign language from Chen Qingquan, and build a wall of cash like Zhao Dehan.

Lin Yaodong sells candy with a clear conscience, while Zhao Ruilong hunts Qin Cai.

Zhang Dongsheng invites you to climb a mountain, while Lu Bingkun worships Buddha before slitting your throat.

Lu Ze transmigrates to a parallel world where screenwriters hold extraordinary status, becoming a top variety-show ace among the contestants.

Faced with tricky prompts handed out at random,

one pen brings countless iconic scenes to life.

Crow flips the table, Huaqiang buys melons, and Han Chen eats a meal!

Qijiang turns dark while selling fish at the market, and Qi Tongwei sacrifices himself after almost beating fate!

How about climbing a mountain together? If that won't do, let's meet in the underwater world!

Is being an official really that hard? Try challenging your own weak spot!

Investor: His scripts are priceless, but if I invest in one, I'll definitely get a life sentence!

Director: Why buy his script if we can't shoot it? Obviously, it's for my collection!

Audience: Other people treat the relevant authorities as a forbidden zone. Does Lu Ze think it's a tea room?

Screenwriter, take it easy! One line of dialogue is costing us eight directors!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.