They Call Me a Crooked Merchant for Blowing My Cover on Stream, but Everyone I Mention Dies

Does selling products online always have to mean shouting "666," thanking the bros, and taking a huge loss?

Lu Ze, the top livestream seller in his previous life, transmigrates to a parallel world and refuses to play along!

I'm tired of this game played by capital. This time around, I don't feel like playing!

Viewers: "The streamer works so hard selling products. It hurts to watch!"

Lu Ze: "I earn in one day what you make in a month! Why pity someone who's making money when you're the one spending it?"

Viewers: "The streamer puts so much thought into this! He picked products I like!"

Lu Ze: "That's not thoughtfulness, that's technology! My data analysis system has figured out your job, how much you have in savings, and what you can afford. If you don't fall for it, who will?"

"The chives are growing nicely this time. Get your payment codes ready and let me harvest them!"

"I'm not even close to my own mom, so how could you and I be family?"

"You saved up for this gift by eating instant noodles, didn't you? Great, now I can have lobster for dinner again!"

There are plenty of honest online sellers, but not many who expose themselves as crooks!

The whole internet panics as soon as he goes live. He'll take down one industry after another!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.