Satan Wakes Up to Find the Demon Rankings Have Fallen Again

If you won two million, but your friend had a terminal illness and needed a million for medical expenses, what would you get?

Angel: Tell him you'd get a million and a healthy friend.

Demon: Be selfish. You'd get two million and a corpse.

Li Shanren: Hm? I'd get six million, a corpse with its organs harvested and a ghost marriage arranged, an organ donor card, and ostrich meat that's about to be shipped.

Angel: Huh??

Demon: Huh????!

Satan: Damn! How did I fall from the top spot on the demon rankings?

As the child of a demon, Li Shanren, is about to awaken, angels and demons descend upon the mortal world together.

Angel: Why has Li Shanren made the Saint rankings by killing people?

Demon: Oh, no! Some things are illegal even in Hell!

Satan: I feel like I've lived in his shadow this whole time. I'm going to get a tattoo of him on my back.

When Satan himself finally descends to the mortal world and is compared with Li Shanren, the King of Angels discovers that Satan has somehow climbed to the top of the Saint rankings!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.