What the Heck, a U.S. Emperor! Li Hongzhang Calls It Expertly Done

Name: What the Heck, a U.S. Emperor! Li Hongzhang Calls It Expertly Done
Author: Lived Another Day

我勒个美高皇帝！李鸿章直呼内行

by Lived Another Day (又活一天)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 9k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Faloo

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How should you showcase your country's character when representing Longguo on a Sino-Western fusion show?

My name is Chen Qing, and my nickname is Wansui. No need to be formal, just call me Your Majesty!

Show crew: What gives you the right to call yourself an emperor at an American high school and your classmates servants?

Chen Qing: I don't get it! I saw everyone else showcasing their national culture, so isn't it perfectly normal for me to build an imperial palace?

Show crew: Fine, I'll let the palace slide! But what is this harem of yours?

Sun-Never-Sets Consort: The UK is small! Let's make history! Your Majesty, how do you like my subject three dance?

Cleopatra: Your Majesty~ Does this steamed bun I made for you pass muster?

Eagle Sauce's Favorite Concubine: Your Majesty, when can I get my Longguo green card~

As contestants from countries around the world gradually fell under his influence and became assimilated, the organizers finally couldn't sit still!

"Where's our Eagle Sauce undercover agent? Tell him to take care of that Longguo contestant!"

Eagle Sauce Undercover Agent: Help!! Someone's trying to assassinate His Majesty!

Show crew: Do you even know what you're saying?

Eagle Sauce Undercover Agent: Shut up! I want the foreigners dead!!!

Longguo netizens: Anyone know how to contact Li Hongzhang? I want to send him this video.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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