A Nuclear Bomb Was Dug Up in the Desert. What the Hell Does That Have to Do with You, America?

From the start, he gets a rebate template: helping poor countries earns him several times the amount he spends.

A failed art student from Hans the Cat's country,

Hans heads straight to Bas to fight the Squid!

Squid: "You made this latest-model tank?"

Bas: "Isn't it perfectly normal to dig up a tank in the desert?"

Squid: "Then how do you explain this latest long-range missile?"

Pearl Party: "Isn't it perfectly normal to dig up a few missiles in the desert?"

Squid: "You flip-flop-wearing little brother, that nuclear warhead..."

Flip-Flops: "Who are you calling little brother?"

Squid: "Fine, fine! You're all trying to fob me off, huh? Don't think I don't know that a great power is backing you!"

Bas: "Since we can't keep it secret anymore, there's nothing else to do! That's right! All the weapons were supplied by the White Elephant!"

White Elephant: "??"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.