Bai Lu, You're Busting Me for Soliciting? I'll Sing the Whole World to Tears!

A show is created to promote the law nationwide and encourage cooperation between the police and the public. The participating celebrities, together with Lu Xinghe, join the program to raise legal awareness across the country.

Anti-prostitution officer Bai Lu catches Lu Xinghe getting a foot massage during a raid.

"I was only here to sing. Do you believe me?"

One rendition of "Goodbye" brings the clients to tears. "I only paid for sex, and you're telling me I don't even get the chance to say goodbye to my wife?"

Anti-organized-crime officer Yang Mi catches Lu Xinghe raising glasses with a gang boss.

"I really came here to sing, believe me!" One rendition of "I Haven't Been a Big Brother for Many Years" brings the crime boss to tears.

Drug enforcement officer Re Ba catches Lu Xinghe burning incense and praying with a drug lord.

"I swear, I really came here to sing!" He pulls out a suona and plays "I Want to Live for Five Hundred More Years," singing the drug lord into a faint.

"I really want to live for five hundred more years!"

Fraud investigator Liu Tianxian catches Lu Xinghe. His rendition of "Chrysanthemum Terrace" snaps a man out of his trance as he realizes the woman who'd been scamming him online is actually a burly man pretending to be a woman.

"So he was a man! The chrysanthemums wither, scattered across the ground, and your smile has faded to yellow?"

After a few episodes, Lu Xinghe becomes a sensation.

"I can't take in the legal lessons when Re Ba and the others deliver them so stiffly, but I can recite the law after hearing Lu teach it!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.