Showbiz: This Trickster Sang Only Half a Song Again

At the prestigious Huaxia Golden Statue Awards, all the actors, directors, and audience members wear expressions of exasperation.

Lanno: This man stole my title as the madman who shoots everything for real.

Uncle Long: The stunts in his action movies are so dangerous that even I wouldn't try them.

Audience: So, what was the rest of that song you sang at the beginning?!!!

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