You Bastard! I Told You to Investigate the Case, Not Beat Up the Criminals

South Korea, Seoul Police Agency!

Ma Dong-seok: "Ma'am, you really don't have any evidence that they extort protection money from your little restaurant. Don't leave just yet. Tell me where your restaurant is and what time they usually show up. I'll come eat there then and punch them around a bit. What they're doing is wrong."

Restaurant Owner: "They're really vicious, and they have tattoos. You'd better bring more people to eat. Don't worry about the bill, it's on me!"

Ma Dong-seok: "Don't worry, I can beat them into submission all by myself!"

Restaurant Owner: "You're such a good person! Thank you so much!"

Ma Dong-seok: "It's nothing. I love making people see the error of their ways with my fists. I don't even know how many times I've called 120 during investigations to get the injured taken to the hospital."

Superior: "Ma Dong-seok, how many times have I told you? I asked you to investigate cases. Why do you always end up sending people to the hospital?"

Ma Dong-seok: "Chief, I was only following..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.