With Superman Around, Who Needs Other Superheroes?

Clark, who had just gained superpowers, watched Spider-Man complain about how much he hated his own abilities and really wanted to smack him across the face.

Are you seriously humblebragging to me?

Do you know how many high-rise window cleaners envy you and your superpowers?

Ding!

The Cosmic Supervillain System is now online. Detected: hostility toward superheroes and formidable abilities.

System bound. Ultimate mission issued: travel through the Marvel and DC universes and eliminate all superheroes.

Reward: return to the present, to the world you came from.

Clark could only sigh. “As expected of a System made by a supervillain. So stingy. You’re trying to get me to do this for free, aren’t you?”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.