
Journey to the West: I Slack Off from the Start, Leaving Zhunti Dumbfounded
西游:开局就摆烂,准提直接懵了
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 920k Words
- Genre
- Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Myths & Legends
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- Faloo
Synopsis
All-time: Reads, Flowers.
538Chapters
5.5MReads
51.1kFlowers
9.8Score
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Pangu is the Demon God of Chaos. You want Pangu to practice the acupuncture technique? The Chaos Demon God who is still in the chaotic world knows about the human body's acupoints???
I can't put it in the house, so I'm too lazy to move or eat. I have nothing but sleep to do!
The protagonist can also try to go to Guanghan Palace to tease Chang'e more, and maybe tease her emotionally.
In fact, Buddhism has two purposes. One is to spread the Tibetan scriptures to the east, and the other is Sun Wukong. The importance of Sun Wukong is explained implicitly in the article. It is the stick in his hand, the Dinghai Divine Needle. When he takes the Dinghai Divine Needle, he will make a "Dinghai Divine Needle" himself. As for his ability, hasn't Buddhism been cultivating Sun Wukong on the way to the west? Teach him how to behave and make use of interpersonal relationships. After Sun Wukong converts to Buddhism, he will be a good monkey who is capable, able to work and understands the world. Aren't these the three cards played by Mr. Huang? Treating guests, beheading, accepting pawns... Buddhism still has great wisdom
Hasn't it been ruined for a year? What about the rewarded innate treasure, the Chaos Creation Sword?
You don't even know how to write novels when you're in trouble, so go home and feed yourself. The rewards for lazing around every day are of no use. Why do you, a retarded author like you, do you want to go back to raising horses and just follow the original novel? Go back and burn some paper for your elementary school Chinese teacher. Your teacher would have died long ago and released you to harm others.
You can play sneak attacks with Chaos Orbs! The Chanjiao, Heavenly Court, and Lingshan were all destroyed! Devour the prehistoric world again! Turn Hongjun into a mother, turn Sanqing and the Second Saint of the West into mothers, make Tathagata and Haotian Ran Deng into father-in-laws who keep giving birth to babies, the protagonist opens a meat hot pot restaurant, and the business is absolutely booming!
Combine the Golden Cudgel, Sui Xin Iron Soldier, Optimus Prime, and some other stick. Then put the God-killing Spear into it. Use the explosive killing move to hit the quasi-sage through the air and send it. If the Buddhist gang kills one or two quasi-sages, they will have a good talk, and then don't they want a reward? First, they are forced to choose the backup plan of six ears. The system on the protagonist's side will first make up for the six ears. Then the eighty-one difficulties of Buddhism are to weaken the luck of other forces. The protagonist may have to do one or more difficulties. After all, normal luck in the prehistoric times is very important. Then the protagonist will do it. Later, you steal your luck in the opposite direction, and even the way of heaven is calculated. Anyway, you are afraid of Gil if you take the road of your own. Now you are still following the original work, but there is nothing new. You still follow the original work, but the other party plots against you. You plot back. First, the monkey has changed. Secondly, it will take half a day for you. Isn't it beautiful!
The author should not forget that the protagonist's greatest confidence is the Great Dao-level skill Pangu Zhenjing, and he should not forget the setting of this skill.
What the hell, why do you always only see the World Avenue and the Five Elements Avenue, and don't you also understand the Taiyin and Zhiyang Avenues? The first two avenues to be understood should not be weaker than the World Avenue and the Five Elements Avenue. And with the increase in the size of the World Tree and the promotion of the world of acupoints in the body, the other three thousand avenues should also be understood more or less!