I'm Losing It! How Can a Monk Have More Children, More Blessings?

Name: I'm Losing It! How Can a Monk Have More Children, More Blessings?
Author: Red Bell Pepper

疯了！我一个和尚怎么多子多福？

by Red Bell Pepper (红青椒)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 54k Words
Genre: Martial Arts & Cultivation
Subgenre: Rogue Swordsmen
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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After transmigrating, Chen Che receives the More Children, More Blessings System. The more children he has, the greater the rewards. The catch is, he's a monk!

Fortunately, his temple is thriving, and female worshippers often come to pray to Buddha for children.

In the third month of the year 1573 of the Great Xia calendar, Minister of Rites Cao Chong celebrates the birth of a brilliant son. Chen Che gains 3 years of life.

In the second month of the year 1574, Yi, master of the Famous Sword Manor, is delighted by the birth of a daughter. Chen Che gains 10 years of cultivation.

In the first month of the year 1575, Empress Changsun of Great Xia gives birth to a prince. The emperor is overjoyed and names him crown prince. Chen Che gains the martial art Buddha's Palm.

In the winter of the year 1600, the Savage Martial Saint and a million savage soldiers besiege the imperial capital of Great Xia.

After bathing and fasting, the young emperor prostrates himself before the shrine for children at Xiliu Temple. "Our nation is on the brink of ruin, and if it falls, the people will suffer. Father, please come to our aid!"

That day, Buddha's light shone over the land, and a sword came from the east. Outside the imperial capital of Great Xia, a million savage soldiers fell, their heads offered up in death...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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But have you considered what to do if your children get together in the future? . Moreover, if the protagonist is fucked by someone else after being fucked by someone else, he will be criticized. How to solve this problem? . Also, if there is a family in the future who thinks that the son does not look like him, then the protagonist will be the enemy of the world, and may even promote the action of destroying the Buddha. .
11 likes3y ago
Return the Buddha beast? Monsters are more right, right?
5 likes3y ago
This is a eunuch, isn't it?
3 likes3y ago
If you want Buddhist martial arts, there are too many. There are many in Hong Kong comics, such as the four great Shaolin magic skills in Dragon Tiger Gate, which can be practiced in addition to boy's skills, as well as Tathagata Divine Palm, Six Divine Techniques, etc. In The Emperor, how many Buddhist masters in Pili Puppet Show, One Qi Moves Mountains and Rivers, Nine Brahma Divine Seal, Eight Dragon Divine Fires, Twelve Gods, Satao Twelve Evils in Golden Light Puppet Show, etc.
3 likes3y ago
Driving is good, Dawei Tianlong is good, good, I will chase your letter
2 likes3y ago
It is best to update the new book five times a day. I feel that this book has a good subject matter and has potential. I hope the author can continue writing it. If you really want to be popular, you can spend some money on it.
2 likes3y ago
Aren't they all said to be extremely smart? This is absolutely amazing, where is the cleverness? It seems that shaving your hair is not very smart.
1 like3y ago
Are you reading H-text? Why worry about the details? Just feel comfortable.
1 like3y ago
You are not afraid of someone chatting with you
1 like3y ago
Is this more embarrassing than writing notes for the second grade in junior high school? Doesn't the author feel embarrassed? Or is it that the author went too far in writing obscenities over and over again?
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