I'm the Ultimate Pyramid Scheme King: Conning a Black Guy into Treating Chinese People Like His Dad

Jiang Chen transmigrated to the parallel-world Eagleland and became a professional police officer, only to suddenly awaken the Silver-Tongued System. From the start, he was rewarded with the ability to make people applaud. Anyone who listened to him speak for three minutes would be brainwashed and agree with everything he said.

From then on, he set out to run a pyramid scheme across all of Eagleland.

All the Black people: "Mr. Jiang says White people are worthless, and Chinese people are gods to the whole world. Brothers, from today on, beat up any White person you see, and kneel down to kowtow and call any Chinese person 'Daddy.'"

Buffett: "Our great god Jiang Chen once said that how much money you waste determines how generous you are. So I've decided to donate a hundred billion to Longguo. Let's hear some applause!"

Scarlett Johansson: "Daddy Jiang Chen, you're right. Please love me as hard as you can from now on!"

When the Eagleland president gradually realized that the entire country was under Jiang Chen's control, he prepared to take him down, only to discover that the people of Eagleland had all been brainwashed by his pyramid scheme.

"Jiang Chen is an eternal god. No one is allowed to hurt him. You'd better get down from there and let him take your seat!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.