Wuxia: Wudang Slacks Off, and a Cucumber Makes Wanwan Cry

Jiang Chen, who worked himself to death in his previous life, is reborn in Wudang as a menial disciple. At the critical moment, he awakens a System and gains extraordinary farming abilities. From then on, he begins a life of slacking off and lying flat!

Wanwan: I love it when Jiang Chen feeds me cucumbers himself. The ones he grows are twenty centimeters long and three or four centimeters wide, with little bumps all over them. They feel so good to eat! Every time he feeds me, I start drooling!

Zhou Zhiruo: It feels amazing when Senior Brother Jiang Chen feeds me corn himself! The corn is so thick, and there's so much of it. He's just too rough, though. He's stretched my mouth until it bled several times!

Madam Guo: I'll never forget the day Jiang Chen fed me a banana. It felt like the door to a whole new world had opened. It was the happiest day of my life. I never imagined a banana could make me so happy! It's just that the banana shouldn't have left liquid around my mouth!

Ding! The Host has fed Wanwan until she's full. Reward: a hundred years of inner strength!

Ding! The Host has fed Zhou Zhiruo until she's full. Reward: max-level Great Shift of the Universe!

Jiang Chen: ...I just wanted to lie flat!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.