Forget This Starting Nonsense, the Original Host Is About to Take Me Over

Shen Qiong is a lazy good-for-nothing who lies around eating melon seeds and gets by thanks to his father. One day, he transmigrates and acquires a useless System that cares only about his looks, not whether its Host lives or dies.

Luckily, he's transmigrated into a carefree world where he only has to keep a low profile and slack off. With cheats, he can have countless beauties, and even if he lies flat, he can still reach the pinnacle of life. Shen Qiong pats his chest in relief.

Then he gets beauties, wealth, invincibility, and a carefree life. He also gets danger, desperate situations, and the original host, who is determined to turn on him. Uh-oh, what strange thing snuck in here???

Shen Qiong turns to the System with a puzzled look. "What happened to slacking off? What happened to lying flat?"

Guagua averts its eyes. "I'm just a trial-run System with beauty and gossip going for me. This... this guy isn't my responsibility..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.