Looking for a Powerful Patron: How to Become Invincible

Xiang Lan is a horror-loving girl who hates dressing up, is gloomy and antisocial, and adores bloody horror movies and collecting anatomical models and skulls. She can't stand anything that shines: just three seconds exposed to the radiance of a beautiful face is enough to give her a nosebleed. But while she is completely off guard in a dark corner, chuckling with delight at the blood-spattered, dismembered bodies on her screen, Xiang Lan receives the most devastating news of her life: she's going to live with four dazzlingly handsome boys! Help! The nosebleeds will never stop! They really won't stop! Just before she faints and falls backward, her final thought is: Holy crap! I'm anemic, I'm dizzy, and I'm about to faint from how handsome they are! Help...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.