I Descended from the Heavens, and Guanyin Sister Cried Because of Me

That day, the Bodhisattva Guanyin possessed me.

Using my body, she "made" my girlfriend, who had betrayed me, cry.

That day,

I was possessed by the Matchmaker God.

He said he was going to tie a red thread of fate for me.

But when he was tying it, his hand slipped, and he tied me to several more people than he meant to.

Then, another day,

I was possessed by the God of Wealth.

But when he saw the fortune in my bank account, he fell silent.

I live in a building full of widows.

Every one of them is charming and fun to talk to.

But they all want me to come tell them stories in the middle of the night.

As if.

Do I look like that kind of guy?

A widow's doorstep invites gossip.

How could I possibly walk through their front door?

Me? I climb in through the window.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.