Naruto of the Hidden Leaf: I Marry Hinata, Take on Tsunade, and Put Sakura in Her Place

This is a story about transmigrating as Naruto, stepping on Sakura, marrying Hinata, and going all out with Tsunade.

Naruto: Lady Tsunade, you wouldn't want your reputation ruined because you can't pay back your debt, would you?

Tsunade: Then let's call this time repayment. From now on, pretend nothing happened.

Mei Terumi, refusing to lose: I hear you think Tsunade is even more voluptuous than me? Come compare tonight.

Kurenai Yuhi: Naruto, the Nine-Tails' chakra is so evil. Let big sister purify your chakra for you.

Kurotsuchi, the Tsuchikage: Naruto, my legs hurt so much. Can you massage them for me tonight?

Jiraiya: Naruto, you are the child of destiny.

Naruto, looking impatiently at Tsunade and Mei Terumi in his arms: Get lost!

Akatsuki: Feel pain, accept pain, understand pain.

Naruto: I destroyed Konoha ages ago. What are you here for?

Obito and Sasuke sit innocently on the Hokage monument: How about we take over protecting Konoha?

Kushina: Tsunade, Hinata, Mei Terumi, Kurenai, son, which one of them is your wife?

Madara Uchiha: This time, I'll be the one to protect Konoha.

Naruto: Madara Uchiha, do you want to dance too?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.