People in Red Mansions: Something Is Not Right with the Heroines

Lin Daiyu: "Third brother, come to the kang quickly!" Xue Baochai: "Brother Cong, won't you be jealous if you come to marry Sister Lin?" The three You sisters: "Should we call you brother-in-law? Or brother-in-law?" Jia Yingchun: "My brother is mine alone!" Wang Xifeng: "Uncle~ Then who am I~..." Mrs. Wang, Mrs. Xing, Aunt Xue, Li Wan, Tanchun Xichun, Xing Yan, Shi Xiangyun,... Jia Lian? Jia Cong: "Wait a minute, forget about the others! Who the hell do you think you are, Lian Er?" Jia Lian: "That's disgusting! How many times have I told you that I call you my second wife!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.