Good Luck! This Fortune Teller Is a Man of Fun!

Master, my eyelids have been twitching in recent days, my mind is not focused, and I always feel like something is going to happen. Master, can you help me calculate it? That's right, I look at your face, and there will be a bloody disaster in the near future. Really? Master! What kind of disaster is it? Your wife found out about your mistress. ... Master, you know, my wife is watching the live broadcast with me right next to me. Of course I do. Now your wife knows about the mistress. Anyway, I can calculate it accurately. Master... You told me about the mistress even though you knew my wife was nearby. You don't just want to have fun. Of course not, I just love watching women fight. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.