Good Luck! This Fortune Teller Is a Man of Fun!

Master, my eyelids have been twitching in recent days, my mind is not focused, and I always feel like something is going to happen. Master, can you help me calculate it? That's right, I look at your face, and there will be a bloody disaster in the near future. Really? Master! What kind of disaster is it? Your wife found out about you looking for a mistress. ... Master, you know, my wife is watching the live broadcast with me right next to me. Of course I do. Now your wife knows about the mistress. Anyway, I can calculate it accurately. Master... You told me about the mistress even though you knew my wife was nearby. You don't just want to have fun. Of course not, I just love watching women fight. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.