Journey to the West: How Can This Sneaky Guy Call Himself a Holy Monk?

Song Cheng transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West as Tang Sanzang and obtains a livestreaming System. He can grow stronger by pulling stunts and earning Shock Points!

Peeing on Five Elements Mountain, blowing up Wuzhuang Temple, raiding the Women's Kingdom at night, beating Red Boy to a pulp, and stewing the Golden-Winged Great Peng in an iron pot!

When they meet the Black Bear Monster: You stole my kasaya? Wukong, let's strike first!

When they meet the White Bone Spirit: Bajie, heat the oil. Bone soup over rice tonight!

At Lion Camel Ridge: These guys are too tough. Wukong, call for backup! Master... run for it!

Wukong: You old bastard, Tathagata! Who said you could sit while talking to my master? Get up and stand straight!

Bajie: Break up the gang? Not a chance! Wherever Master points, I'll fight. We're all about being loyal and filial!

Sha Seng: Big Brother and Second Brother are right!

Little White Dragon: Just destroy the world already. I'm tired!

Amitabha Buddha, this humble monk comes from the Great Tang in the east. My real name is Tang Xuanzang, aka the Nuclear Bomb Venerable! I have come to ask Buddha to step down. I hope Buddha knows what's good for him!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.