A Sexy Taoist Is Killing People Live Online, So Why Are You Panicking, Eagleland?

Song Cheng, a transmigrator and the head priest of the Quanxing Taoist Temple.

Personal titles: guide to the Yellow Springs, co-author of the Book of Life and Death, pioneer of killing people on livestream, a dazzling beacon of doom in the streaming world, the uninvited King of Hell...

Connections: business partner to the Ten Kings of Hell, sworn brother to gods of death from countless realms, close comrade to the Black and White Impermanence...

Notable feats: 1. From the start, he showed up uninvited at the local richest man's 90th birthday celebration and sent the old man on his way with a dose of his family's secret medicine, making a name for himself in one battle!

2. He headed to northern Myanmar to rescue people, fought his way in and out of a warlord's stronghold seven times, and coined an immortal line: "You martial artists, why would you mess with me, a cultivator?"

3. During the U.S. presidential election, Song Cheng showed a plane ticket on his livestream. The U.S. immediately closed its airspace and declared a state of maximum alert, shocking the world.

Professional expertise: a virtuoso at killing people in all sorts of ways, an expert at painless killings, a dose of his medicine means death, beyond even the help of the immortals. Not a single bad review since his debut. He means business!

His attitude: If he says he'll kill you, he'll kill you. Even God can't save you! That's what sincerity looks like!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.