A Sexy Taoist Priest Kills People Online. Why Are the Eagles Panicking?

Song Cheng, a transmigrator and an all-around Taoist master.

Personal titles: Guide to the Yellow Springs, co-author of the Book of Life and Death, pioneer of online killing, the dazzling ghost lamp of the livestreaming world, the uninvited Living King of Hell...

Connections: business partner of the Ten Kings of Hell, sworn brother of the gods of death from all the heavens, close comrade of the Black and White Impermanence...

Notable accomplishments:

1. From the start, he showed up uninvited at the local richest man's 90th birthday celebration and sent the old man on his way with a dose of his family's secret medicine. He became famous overnight!

2. He fled to northern Myanmar to rescue people, fought his way through a warlord group seven times over, and coined a legendary line: "You martial artists, why pick a fight with me, a cultivator?!"

3. During the American election, Song Cheng showed a plane ticket in his livestream. The United States immediately closed its airspace and declared a highest-level state of readiness, shocking the world.

Professional skills: A prodigy at creative killing, a master of painless killing, so deadly that even immortals can't save you once the medicine takes effect. No bad reviews since his debut, because professionalism is what he does!

Personal motto: If I say I'll kill you, I'll kill you. Even God can't save you!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.