Detective Conan: Ladies, Keep It Down. I Can't Watch This Anymore

Set in the world of Detective Conan, Kazuno Zesen is devoted to keeping his sister-in-law-to-be, Sonoko, in line. There is still a year to go before Kudo becomes a child...

Then his memories awaken, and he realizes he is a transmigrator. He can even log into the future in his dreams... a future in the chaotic timeline after Conan becomes a child.

On his first trip to the future, he runs into Eri Kisaki, who's using a pregnancy-transfer pearl.

With each visit, he encounters Tomoko Suzuki caught stealing from the store she guards, Yukiko with a little bell hanging around her neck, the little Ai with her moans and groans, Sonoko forgetting to close the door, Ran throwing herself at him...

Kazuno Zesen: ??? This is my future in Detective Conan?

The heroines gaze at their future selves, who are hopelessly in love with him, and can only bluster their way through it. "Ahem... I only feel sorry for him, that's all, Tomoko. It's not like I want to marry him~"

"I, Eri Kisaki, have only put on a tiny... billion pounds~~ What does that have to do with him?"

"O-of course not! Ran just thinks of him as a good buddy. Being all cuddly is nothing..."

"Please, everyone, show some restraint! This is getting way too real!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.