Showbiz: On the Red Carpet, I Roast Every Celebrity

Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes the host of Weibo Night, and binds himself to the Keep It Real System.

Reba takes the stage in a white, off-the-shoulder velvet gown. "It was raining today, so I picked this outfit."

Jiang Feng: "It rained, so you picked something white? What were you all thinking?"

The man known as the Needle King takes the stage.

Jiang Feng: "After he got famous, I saw lots of netizens sending books to your Litang County. You can't even fit them all in there now. Have you been reading any of those books?"

A top-tier star boy band enters.

Jiang Feng: "Eleven people crammed into one car? That's illegal driving and illegal riding."

Ying Bao, Yang Mi, Liu Tianxian, and Tang Yan take the stage.

Jiang Feng: "I've always wondered, if the food really were free, would you dare to let yourselves eat as much as you wanted? Who would enjoy it the most, who'd really be eating, and who'd be too scared to eat?"

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Netizens: "He's literally me!"

"Jiang Feng keeps it so real. He said every roast I wanted to say!"

Watching Jiang Feng's brutally honest remarks, netizens were all laughing themselves silly.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.