Showbiz: I Speak in Classic Chinese, and You Call Me a Literary Master?

After waking up, Shen Fang discovers that he has become a literary giant in this world.

For some inexplicable reason, he's also been saddled with a whole string of labels, such as:

“One of the World's Ten Most Inspiring People”

“The Greatest Writer of the 21st Century”

“A staunch materialist warrior”

“A literary titan whose ideas have swept across Asia”

Having achieved fame and success, he wants to retire and spend the rest of his days in some quiet mountain village.

But during an interview with the media, his true nature is unexpectedly exposed on camera:

“Teacher Shen Fang is an anti-smoking ambassador, so why does he always have a cigarette in his hand?”

“A materialist warrior? You do fortune-telling on a livestream and call that materialism?”

“Damn, you son of a... What is with all that C-language profanity? Is that really Teacher Shen Fang?”

Faced with everyone's questions,

Shen Fang doesn't bother to explain. He simply lights a cigarette in silence:

“Art is all about putting on an act. I've loved showing off since I was a kid, and clearly, I've succeeded.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.