I'm Just a Tourism Bureau Chief, So What's Wrong with Knowing a Little Magic?

To boost local tourism, Chen Xuan, director of the Culture and Tourism Bureau, livestreams a promotional broadcast. But the scenes are utterly outrageous:

Flying on a sword is faster than a plane!

Crops at the farm grow a thousand times faster!

A casual talisman summons thunder that crashes down for three days and three nights!

Left-behind children worried about being late for school gallop off carrying their horses!

The whole internet is stunned, and countless netizens flock to the once-impoverished county.

Chen Shixing: "Everyone, believe in science. My master isn't going to ascend to immortality."

PDD: "Guys, I'm not streaming today. Director Chen told me to go make pills."

Xiao Tuantuan: "Beep beep beep~ Xiao Tuantuan is navigating for you. Sword-flying practice zone ahead, don't fly too fast."

Zhou Shuyi: "Hehe, guys, I stole a dragon egg. Should I fry it or boil it?"

Netizens across the country: "What the hell, is this the War and Terror Bureau or something?!"

The authorities: "Chen Xuan, keep a low profile. We won't be able to keep this secret much longer."

With his own power, Chen Xuan ushers the Dragon Kingdom into a civilization of cultivation.

Until a golden dragon appears above the White House.

Holding a megaphone, Chen Xuan calls out: "Eagle Sauce, don't be afraid. We're just a sightseeing tour group passing by!"

The Western powers collectively wet themselves!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.