Urban: My Phone News Feed Has Mutated

I curse every respondent. Every day, they will be raped by the goddess in their heart, they will all be European emperors when playing games, they will all be king bombs in Landlord, and they will be chatted up by beautiful women on the street.

In the past, if you cooked the raw rice into cooked rice, the woman would be yours, but now it won't work even if you cook the raw rice into popcorn! In fact, our country is not monogamous, but monogamous. If there is no house, there will be no wives, and if there are multiple houses, there will be multiple wives. I never understood why my wife was called the first bedroom, second bedroom, or third bedroom... Now I really understand, the ancients are honest and I can't deceive them! These days, all I worry about is sex! Men worry about their private houses, women worry about their sex, old people worry about their hearts, college students worry about renting a house, working people worry about renting a house, people who are hospitalized worry about the ward, those who give birth worry about the maternity ward, those who get married worry about a new house, ordinary people worry about housing allocation, ordinary people worry about housing, producers worry about box office, rich people worry about second homes, bad people worry about class rooms... Chinese writing is really powerful: Beijing is the background. Shanghai is the sea of ​​commerce. My husband is a laborer. In the evening, it's just fun. Promotion means appreciation. An oath is a slip of the tongue. Men are difficult people. The ideal is to leave home. Fate is resentment. To lose is to gain.

I found that Shenhaowen was a bit particularly vicious. When he drew the car god skill, he was immediately ridiculed by a wealthy second generation for racing and then slapped in the face. If you draw calligraphy, you will immediately meet an exhibition or some calligraphy master. If you draw medical skills, you will immediately meet an old man with a monstrous background and who is about to die. If you get a piano or a singer or something, you will always encounter a beautiful girl performing a concert in the school. Can you change the routine? Once or twice is fine, but if you do more, you will already have antibodies. Although it is necessary for the plot, it really feels so uncomfortable.

I was originally a loser high school student on earth. By chance, I embarked on the road to becoming the strongest. After thousands of years of hard training, I finally became the supreme master who controls the universe! After achieving the highest level of achievement I decided to give something back to my fellow men on earth in the past. Next, just reply to me 666 and I will send him a planet like this: there are 100 million beauties living on the planet who are perfect in the aesthetics of the earth; there are no male creatures on the entire planet; all creatures on the planet must obey the planet lord absolutely; the planet lord is immortal on the planet, can control everything on the planet, has unlimited energy, and the golden gun can last for millions of years!

I agree, are all people today so awesome? Do you know a supercar is Lamborghini* when you see it? Take pictures of poison and ask people around you to see how many of the twenty people you recognize? One of them would be very surprised to know... It would be nice to recognize the Lamborghini brand!

Go read the novel The Beautiful Girl Who Transformed into an Elf. Chapter 787. The protagonist becomes a woman, has children and a husband. Being hung up C in Chapter 787, he was still lun by many people. After reading other people's comments, I went to take a look and was poisoned. I'm not crazy, so now I want you to experience this poison too

To buy Patek Philippe, you have to fill out a form, and you may not be able to buy it after filling out the form. This thing cannot be bought with money. It takes 15 years to train a watchmaker, and then spend a few more years making watches. More than 20 years have passed, so generally Patek Philippe has to find its owner, but just read the novel.

Brother, have you ever considered how much a hundred million dollar bill weighs? Even if it's a novel, you should pay a little attention to it, right?

If you could only choose three, which three would you choose? 1: IQ increased by 100% 2: 20 to 50 years younger than now 3: You can become invisible, pass through walls, and dive underground at will. 4: You won't get sick, and your body will be strengthened comprehensively. 5: Completely reshape your body at will 6: Can talk to animals 7: Read other people's minds 8: God-level disguise 9: Chaos level world bead 10: Predict the next twenty-four hours 11: Foresee your own death 12: Immortality and eternal life 13: The richest man in the world, both civil and military. 14. Reply 66 and like it to get the above skills

The furniture of a villa with an average size only costs one million? Rich people would spend millions on custom-made kitchen utensils. Poverty limits the author's imagination.