I Found a Panda, Everyone! It Wants to Come Home with Me

After binding himself to the Old Six Mountain God System, Lu Li, once a diligent forest ranger, decides to stop acting like a person!

An adorable giant panda cub? Hand it over!

You deer, if you're looking for a mate, then get on with it. Why are you fighting? I'll castrate the lot of you!

The otter underworld is having a turf war? Of course I'm siding with my own mountain. What kind of question is that?

Not only can I touch a tiger's butt, I'm going to pull the teeth right out of its mouth!

A wild boar came down the mountain looking for trouble? Perfect. The ones waiting to mate are already lined up. No one goes home until they're completely exhausted!

Lu Li: "I'm clearly such a kind and amiable mountain god. Why do all these animals collapse in fear when they see me?"

Livestream viewers: "I'm seriously at a loss for words with this old six!"

"How can you be so damn rude? This guy deserves to die!"

Also known as: Me, a Forest Ranger, Am Done Acting Human! My Mountain Patrol Antics After Binding the Old Six System Have the Whole Internet Calling Me Out! I'm Seriously at a Loss for Words Over This Old Six's Rescues

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.