Netizens: This Bickering Couple Made Me Laugh Away All My Good Karma

Lu Chengfeng transmigrates and, through a twist of fate, becomes a contract boyfriend to the popular actress Qu Xiaoya.

In public, they're sweet and affectionate. In private, they're at each other's throats.

In public, they flirt and tease. In private, they draw swords on each other.

One day, they join a dating show, and on the day filming begins, the producers ask the couples to confess their love to each other.

Qu Xiaoya: "I like you."

Lu Chengfeng: "Sorry, I like pretty girls."

"I used to be the prettiest girl at school."

"I like gentle girls."

"I can be gentle, too."

"I like cute girls."

"Aww, I can be super cute, too!"

"I like..."

Qu Xiaoya explodes: "Are you ever going to stop? Get over here and confess to me! I swear, I'll come for you!"

Lu Chengfeng sneers: "Women from Sichuan and Chongqing are supposed to be gentle as twelve bushels of grain, but you, Qu Xiaoya, are two bushels short!"

As a result, they get eliminated on the very first day of the show.

But!

The viewers aren't having it: "Bring them back! You have to bring these two back today! If they're not on the show, I'm not watching!"

Viewer: "This squabbling couple just laughed away ten years' worth of my good karma."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.