Netizens: We Told You to Play a Celebrity, Not Steal Their Livelihood

Cao Shengming, a web-novel author who transmigrated here, joins the crossover variety show Superstar Across the Board, where he plays celebrities and experiences their daily lives and work.

Show crew: "Please write a tailor-made song inspired by someone."

Other contestants: "Farmer Uncle" and "Girl from the Alley"

Cao Shengming: "My name is Wei Wuxian, and yours is Lan Wangji."

Online viewers: "~6~"

Show crew: "Please make a movie about the world of martial arts."

Other contestants: "The Supreme Martial Artist and the Dragon-Slaying Saber"

As it happens, that very day the Linhai Public Security Bureau released a new public-service video against organized crime, titled "It's Our Duty to Fight Evil."

Cao Shengming also brought a new movie: Young and Dangerous.

Online viewers: "Well, would you look at that. This guy seems to be committing crimes right under their noses. @Linhai Public Security: We recommend an investigation!"

Several months later.

The Public Security Bureau released another video: "We Will Sever the Hands of Organized Crime."

That same day.

Young and Dangerous: The Final Chapter premiered worldwide.

Public Security Bureau: "Investigate!"

Online viewers: "This is hilarious. He's taken away the entire entertainment industry's livelihood!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.