Film and TV: Live Broadcast on Jiuchang Street, Brother Qiang Selling Fish Live

"I have really traveled through time, into a crazy world. If you don't believe it, let me show it to you!" "Yes, I am twenty-five years old and the camera is on my forehead. Am I normal?" "This is Brother Qiang from our Jiuchang Street, the only fishmonger in the market," "What? Making a TV show? Are you kidding me? This is a real live broadcast!" "Damn it, Brother Qiang went to buy a plasma TV for Xiaolong and Xiaohu!" "Brothers, should I help or not? If I help, I will get 1, and if I don't, I will get 2." ... "Ding, the reward amount of 1,000 yuan has been credited to the system!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.