A Mere President with Two Hairs, Going Straight to the Hair Science Department?

Traveling back in time to become President Ermao's driver, how to clean up a mess when faced with it. "President, the beheading troops are only five kilometers away from you, retreat quickly!" "Got it!" "President, the garrison can no longer hold out any longer, so withdraw quickly!" "I know, have the others withdrawn?" "No, everyone is sticking to their posts!" "Well done, in that case, let us fight back!" "Repel the invaders, break into Maosike, and capture Patch alive!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.