Hogwarts: I'm Going to Topple the Ministry of Magic!

I entered Azkaban at seven, was released at eight, went back in at nine, and got out at eleven to go to school.

Dorian Grindelwald: "Finally! I'm out! Let's start with a modest goal! Harry can defeat Voldemort, and I'll take down the Ministry of Magic!"

Wait, what? How did I end up becoming the Dark Lord while I was fighting them???

Who started that rumor!!! Show yourself!!! I promise I won't use Avada Kedavra on you!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.