How Can I Be Noticed by Police All over the Country If My Hand Lacks Likes?

Chen Fan traveled through a parallel world and became a funeral parlor driver. When I was browsing Douyin at work and clicked on a video praising a woman, a system prompt appeared: The target customer has appeared and died of drug poisoning. Please pay attention to receive it. When Chen Fan was lamenting the fate of a beautiful beauty, he paid attention and added a comment: "Fushan Funeral Home has a beautiful environment and considerate service. You can enjoy a 50% discount if you book in advance." Netizens laughed and said that the original poster knows how to do business. But no one could have imagined that the beautiful anchor was so naive. Netizens were shocked! Police attention! I thought it was just an accident, but gradually, my painting style changed. Dung truck explosion scene... The scene of the murder of his wife by an honest man... The scene of a series of rear-end collisions involving female drivers... Police: "Why are you always at the scene of an accident?" Chen Fan: "Sir, I'm from the funeral home. Is it reasonable to show up at the accident scene?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.