Filial Piety Is Always Open. Son, Please Stop Saying a Few Words!

Lu Xiaobei traveled through the parallel world, was reborn at the age of five and activated the system. In order to redeem system rewards, I participated in a parent-child program with my dad and started cheating mode. Host: Do you know what dad likes to do the most? Lu Xiaobei: I like watching movies the most. Host: What type of movie? Lu Xiaobei: The investment is small, the time is short, there are no lines, and it is a short film starring only two people. Judge: Pfft... Don't over-interpret it, children don't understand. Netizen: Why is this parent like this? Where is the morality? Where is the dignity? Where is the URL? Host: Do you know what little animal your dad likes the most? Other children: piggy, little*, kitten Lu Xiaobei: Dad likes vixens the most! Judge: I am a professional and cannot laugh unless I can't help it. Netizen: This leather jacket is leaking, so I can get another one if possible. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.