Naruto: I Just Want to Make Money, Not Rule the World!

Yakumo Arashi transmigrates into the Hokage world and awakens the Unlimited Gacha System.

With just a first top-up of 6 yuan, can he get the Sharingan?

A beginner's pack for only 10 yuan? Buy it ten times to unlock the intermediate pack?

Can the advanced pack give him Wood Release? Does the supreme pack even have the Rinnegan?

Looking at row after row of gift packs in the shop, Yakumo Arashi starts spending like crazy.

What should he do when he runs out of money?

Of course, start a war! When the cannons roar, gold pours in by the thousands!

Short on cash, Yakumo Arashi chooses to wage war, with the Five Great Hidden Villages as his obvious first targets!

What? Sunagakure wants to surrender unconditionally? No way. They think they can surrender without paying?

What? Kumogakure says they'll give me the Raikage's seat? What would I want that for? It's a lot of work for no reward. I only want money!

What? Ōnoki says he'll marry his granddaughter to me to make peace? Sure. That works. Ask him how much dowry he's offering!

Several years later, Yakumo Arashi stands atop the Tenshukaku, gazing at the unified ninja world, utterly confused. "I just wanted to be a capitalist and make some money to spend on gacha. How did I end up unifying the ninja world?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.