A Song of Black Plum Sauce Sealed the Hearts of Millions of Netizens

Wen Yan was singing and singing on the street, and was broadcast live by Yang Mi. A passerby came crying and paid money to order songs. "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I'm lovelorn, can you sing me a breakup song?" Just when netizens speculated that it must be a happy breakup song. Wen Yan: Okay, I'll give you a piece of plum jam. Netizen: What kind of plum is black? What ebony? The song "Umeko-chan" was finished. Netizens exploded: When someone breaks up, you send him a sweet song? ! Passerby who requested the song: Wow, I'm really sad, but this song is so sweet! What should I do if the corners of my mouth can't hold back anymore? Yang Mi: Your sweet smile is like plum sauce, so sweet that I am dizzy! Netizen A: Why do I laugh when I cry? Help me, help me... Netizen B: I won't listen, I won't listen! I want cement to seal my heart! Netizen c: Sealing your heart with cement 800 times is not worth one try with plum sauce! Unexpectedly, this is just the beginning. Sweet songs with gentle words, one after another. The whole Internet cried and shouted: Please stop singing, cement is out of stock across the country! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.