Three Kingdoms: Nothing Much Happened Today

In 196 AD, Cao Cao welcomed the Emperor and used him to command the lords. The wheel of Three Kingdoms history began to spin at full speed.

That same year, Cao Ang, who had come from a later era, decided to lie flat so he wouldn't die in the Incident of the Aunt.

The Major Events Bulletin is at your service!

Since you chose to lie flat, you didn't take part in the rebellion against Zhang Xiu a year later. So you weren't there when your father slept with Lady Zou, either. Congratulations, you survived!

Watching a fatal predicament turn into a chance to live, Cao Ang smiled with relief.

From then on, the Major Events Bulletin had nothing to do.

No major events today.

No major events today.

Until one day, the Major Events Bulletin could no longer stand its idle life and decided to find a side job.

The Major Events Bulletin is at your service!

Cao Cao: Unbelievable! I was busy sleeping with Lady Zou, and Dian Wei died?

Liu Bei: Be careful when choosing a nickname for your son. Dou is an unlucky name!

Sima Yi: Don't worry, the city is empty. It's the Empty Fort Strategy. Attack!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.