You Asked Me to Teach Chinese, but All My Students Are Martial Arts Masters

Master Ma of Taiji gets knocked out, and a certain monk named Long gets knocked out by a certain boxer.

Chinese martial arts are all for show.

One day, students from a certain class in a certain grade at a certain school knock out a Muay Thai expert with Baji Fist.

They defeat a karate expert with Xingyi Fist and knock out a judo expert with Taiji. The world is stunned.

Reporter: "Students, what martial art do you practice?"

Student: "Chinese martial arts."

Reporter: "But aren't Chinese martial arts all for show?"

Student: "Right, they're all for show."

Reporter: "How can something that's all for show beat a boxing champion?"

Student: "They **, that's how."

Reporter: "Can you tell me who your teacher is?"

Student: "He's a teacher at Lianhua Middle School."

**: "When did our school get such an amazing teacher? How come I don't know about it?"

Martial arts experts from all over the world come to challenge them, and lose every time.

Everyone searches the world over to find out who trained these amazing students.

Then one day, they see a young man carrying a Chinese textbook as he calmly walks onto the martial arts stage, and they're dumbfounded.

Holy crap, you were supposed to teach Chinese, but all your students are martial arts experts!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.