Football: The Man-Eating Striker, Don't Come Near Me!

Reborn in a parallel world, Lin Feng, hailed as a "super genius," finally gets a chance to play in the Super League.

"That's right. Pay one million, and you can come on as a substitute for 30 minutes."

You have to pay to play soccer now? Furious, Lin Feng heads to the Premier League and joins Manchester United's reserve team.

Jose Mourinho: This Chinese guy is too skinny. He can't play center forward.

Pep Guardiola: He's not strong enough. He can't handle the physicality of the Premier League.

Diego Simeone: You know, China is a powerful country, but they're weak at soccer.

But then Lin Feng awakens the System. With his frail body, he plays as a center forward and somehow becomes a formidable soccer player!

Cristiano Ronaldo: What the hell? You can play center forward like that?

Lionel Messi: As everyone knows, Haaland eats people every time he plays, but Lin Feng eats a lot of people every time he plays!

Lin Feng steps onto the field and looks at the opposing center-backs, who are trembling with fear:

"Don't be scared. I'm not eating anyone today."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.