Siheyuan: From the Start, I Kicked He Yuzhu into the Ground

A delinquent is reborn as Xu Damao and binds himself to a sign-in System. From then on, he starts living the good life, messing with the beasts and chasing pretty girls.

Silly Zhu dares to set me up? I'll kick your balls into your pockets. You're going to be left without an heir anyway, so I'll castrate you first!

Uncle Number One takes sides? You old bastard, does your measly salary even cover your medical bills?

Playing both sides? Screw that! I call it free love!

After seeing off Lou Xiao'e, I start a new life. The reform and opening-up policies are damn good!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.