Wuxia: Nightmare Difficulty from the Start, So I Flipped the Table

After waking from a drunken stupor, Li Mu transmigrates to the Langhuan Grotto-Heaven.

Mission issued: Stop Duan Yanqing from kidnapping Duan Yu. Failure penalty: Death.

Li Mu: What? You want me to take on Duan Yanqing one-on-one from the start?!

Mission issued: Solve the Zhenlong Chess Puzzle in three moves. Failure penalty: Death.

Li Mu: System, get out here! I've got a big ol' slap for you, your favorite!

Mission issued: Defeat the Nameless Monk head-on. Failure penalty: Death.

Li Mu: Heh, just say you want me dead!

Faced with the System's increasingly absurd missions, Li Mu flips the table!

If you won't let me live, then nobody gets to live!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.