Siheyuan: From the Start, I Make Silly Zhu Call Me Grandpa

A notorious bandit famed for always picking ripe watermelons is executed by firing squad, then reborn as Xu Damao.

He wants to live a good life this time around, but he's bound to the Bandit System. Well, in that case, he'll just have to ruin the lives of all the vile neighbors in the courtyard!

A great man surnamed Lu once said: "Fools are blessed. The ** aren't!"

Silly Zhu likes being a simp? First, I'll take your cooking skills. Let's see how you simp now!

Widow Qin likes to have it both ways? Then I'll make you a rat everyone despises and put up a plaque calling you a brothel girl!

The ungrateful Bang Geng...

Qin Jingru, who has eyes only for money...

The sanctimonious First Grandpa...

That's settled, I'll deal with all of you!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.