Ganyu, Stop Clinging to Me! I Really Don't Drink Coconut Milk!

Qiu Shi is a senior civil servant in Snezhnaya, the only subordinate personally appointed by the Tsaritsa, the heir apparent to Teyvat's largest xx organization, and the unattainable dream of countless naive young women.

To avoid that ** lunatic colleague of his, he volunteered for an unimaginably grueling assignment that involved doing as little work as possible, and came alone to Liyue.

Here, a single dream that used to be impossibly expensive in Snezhnaya was something he could offer for just 500 Mora, yet a ** crowd of people would still rush to report him as a fraud.

Only Hu Tao, a business genius, was willing to work with him in earnest toward the grand goal of guiding the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor into its next century.

But just as Qiu Shi thought everything was settled, a half-adeptus girl suddenly came looking for him.

"You said dreams can be addictive, right?"

Faced with Ganyu, who was far more persistent and troublesome than that ** colleague, Qiu Shi couldn't help swallowing nervously.

"I know you're in a hurry, but don't rush. Let me panic first..."

He had said it could be addictive, but you really got hooked way too hard, didn't you?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.